If you're reading this, you just got a random Venmo payment from me
Yeah, I know this is a little strange. Let me explain.
I'm running a personal accountability system where I pay friends money when I fail to hit my daily or weekly goals. You just got randomly selected to receive one of those payments.
Enjoy the money. No need to send it back or feel weird about it.
Thanks for being part of keeping me honest.
— Pablo